Carl Everett, noted thinker, philosopher, outfielder.
I DEFY you to find a hole in that logic.
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I love it. and it’s funny we have dinasour fossils but no bible fossils. that didn’t make sense. lol
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No, no, if you click through, he explains that dinosaur bone fossils are made by man… don’t worry, he’s thought it through.
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Job 40:15-24:
15 ¶ Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
16 Lo now, his strength [is] in his loins, and his force [is] in the navel of his belly.
17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
18 His bones [are as] strong pieces of brass; his bones [are] like bars of iron.
19 He [is] the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his sword to approach [unto him].
20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
21 He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
22 The shady trees cover him [with] their shadow; the willows of the brook compass him about.
23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, [and] hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
24 He taketh it with his eyes: [his] nose pierceth through snares.
A lot of Christians believe this is evidence that dinosaurs are in the Bible. And yeah, they (*cough*Sarah Palin*cough*) think people actually saw a living T Rex because of this, however contradictory to science this may be.
And let us not forget that before God created man, he created beasts:
Genesis 1:20-25:
20 ¶ And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
24 ¶ And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
So there are actually a lot of holes in this logic…if you’ve ever read the Bible and have more than a cursory knowledge of its first chapter. Although even a cursory knowledge should inform you that unnamed beasts were created before man. I’m baffled when even Christians don’t really read the Bible or understand popular arguments about the text they profess to follow. If you’re going to be a zealot to the point of making crazy, easily disproven statements in public, at least do so on the foundation of your religious text…right?
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This is just another one of those arseholes that make me believe that the American religious right is just an American Taliban
